Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Unanswerable Questions

Is it bad water-cooler-ethics to gulp down your glass of water while still standing at the water cooler so that you can immediately refill it, avoiding yet another trip across the office? Am I too old to wear T-shirts with graphics or messages? Is it weird that at the age of (gulp) 31 I am tempted to buy a shirt that says “whatever I feel like, GOSH!”? Or that my husband bought me a Lucky Charms T-shirt? How old is too old? I just cannot answer some questions, and leave it up to the better judgment of others. Please help me avoid embarrassment and social suicide by guiding me through these uncharted mazes sponsored by (none other than) life itself.

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