Out of a Ben Stiller Movie

You think I'm nuts.

Let me fuel your fire.

I think my cat wants to be toilet trained.

I really do.

He is so fascinated with the toilet, especially the flushing. He usually follows me around, and if he thinks I'm headed to the bathroom, he will sprint from whatever corner of the house to, well, join me.

I'm telling you, he's really fascinated with the flushing.

After I saw his 'stance' on the toilet this morning, I'm even more convinced that he's ready to trade the litter box for the commode. Or, as I heard on Fairly Odd Parents the other night, he wants to "file a report with the big white round guy".